We like truckers jokes. They makes us laugh. A day without laughter is a day wasted, so says Charlie Chaplin. We searched around and found the best truckers jokes to make your days easier and happier.
A blonde is taking her new sports car out for a drive on the highway. She cuts off a trucker and causes him to almost crash. The trucker angrily yells at her and motions for her to pull over.
They both pull over and get out of their vehicles. The truck driver takes a piece of chalk and draws a circle on the ground around where the blonde is standing meanwhile telling her not to move.
Firstly the trucker grabs a knife from his pocket and proceeds to slash the blondes tires. Therefore he turns around to look at her and he sees her smiling. This makes him more angry. He then starts cutting up the leather interior in her car and turns around again to look at her. Now the blonde is giggling.
Infuriated, the trucker grabs a baseball bat from his truck and starts bashing in her windows and headlights. Again, he turns around and now the blonde is laughing hysterically. The trucker is beyond pissed off now. He asks her what the hell is so funny about all of this.
The blonde replies…
“Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle
As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you’re losing some of your load.”
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, after that runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they’ve never spoken, the blonde says brightly, “Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. Meanwhile at the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!”
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde’s car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s Winter in Montana and I’m driving the SALT TRUCK!”
After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some knocks on the door of the cab.
“Can you tell me the time, please?” asks a jogger.
“Yeah, it’s 4:30,” answers the trucker. He falls asleep again, therefore he is awoken again by another jogger who wants to know the time.
“It’s 4:40!” yells the trucker. After that, deciding to really try to sleep a little, he writes on a piece of paper: I DON’T KNOW THE TIME. He sticks the paper in his windshield.
But he is awoken again. ‘It’s 5:25,” says another jogger
A trucker is sitting alone in the corner of a truckstop restaurant.
After a few minutes he gets his order and starts eating quietly, bothering nobody.
Three bikers enter the diner and the smallest one walks over to the trucker’s table, firstly picks up his sandwich and takes a big, drooling bite. Meanwhile he chews he just stares down, mean and ugly, at the trucker.
After that, the trucker puts his napkin down, stands up and walks out the front door without a word.
In addition, the other two bikers are laughing uproariously and the biggest one says, “Not much of a fighter, was he?”
“He’s not much of a trucker either,” says the waiter. “He just ran over three motorcycles while pulling onto the freeway!”